“First Date”

Getting by as a zombie is hard enough as it is,
but finding someone special? Oh gee whiz.
I met a girl online last week and asked her out on a date,
we’re just meeting now at the cemetery gate.
She's cuter than I imagined and if I hadn't already died,
the butterflies in my chest would burst from inside!

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